Martin+-+LazyTownMemes

Welcome to my life, here are things I enjoy and my stories.



Six Word Stories Hey what's up guys its scarce

God made man God saved man

Google Search; how to use bing

Hello 911 what is your emergency

Drabbles

I was sitting in creative writing class, trying to think of what to write for my drabble, and I was bored out of my mind. I closed my eyes and thought, "I hate this class, i'm leaving," So when Mr. Fowler wasn't looking, I sprinted out of class and slammed the door. I opened my locker, grabbed my backpack and ran down the stairs. I pushed past all the elementary kids and hopped the fence. Suddenly, I heard "Who could use about five more minutes." I woke up back in class. Well at least i had something to write about.
 * Creative Writing**

God created mankind.Mankind sinned and the world was no longer perfect. God destroys the earth, except for Noah. God chose his chosen people and guided them. God speaks to prophets who tell of what to come. God's chosen people need a savior. God sends savior and Jesus is born. Jesus grows up and starts him ministry. He finds twelve disciples who accompany him on his missionary journey. Jesus performed many miracles. Jesus is killed and saves the sins of the world. Jesus is resurrected and ascends. The church spreads and the faith grows. John is told about the worlds fate.
 * The bible in 100 words**

Twitter Fiction

Jayden Smith

Hello, is anyone out there? My ramen came alive and killed my family! Its going to kill.....radio static....

Christianity is something I find hard to understand sometimes.

6 Sentence Stories

The Arctic is cold and harsh. Alex knew this well, because he had been roaming it for the past 8 years. He had broken out of maximum security prison, anlifed was now in search of the desolate city of New New York. Alex had been spent his time climbing a great mountain which overlooked the city. When he finally reached the top his eyes widened in awe as he gazed on the beautiful city where he would start his new life. The a voice behind him said "Alex! Is that you?"

Zack hated his life. He wandered the world without focus or meaning. Until one day he stumbled into a church. Zack was transformed and wanted to know more. He then went to church every day. Then one day Zack became a preacher.

Hiaku

City in the fog Hills rolling over the land City by the bay.

Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Modern art this is to me Waves of dream filled sleep

Fibonacci

San Fran Noe China Cove Embarcadero It is the city by the bay.

zack toe skateboard big chee boy oh great bakeeter My name is Zachariah T

Couplets

I like to stay cool while I hang by the pool

I'll stay out all night I'll get in a fight

Quatrains

Ill cross all the streets Ill eat all the meats Ill see all the sights Ill go to the heights

Ill eat so much candy Im sure it'll taste dandy my tummy might hurt my appendix might hurt

Free Verse

**A Collection of thoughts**
rain. waves. sleep. silence. joy. staring out the window. cold seas. fog rolling in. falling leaves. waiting at the bus stop. lying in the tunnel. doorbells. small towns. large cities. sound of birds. clouds. stratosphere. lily pond. seagulls. in the windowsill. white noise. slow burning. pine trees. small coves. middle of nowhere. rose gardens. bliss. watching. waterfalls. sunlight. torn canvas. wind and water. slow music. billboards. nolstalgia. warmth. paints. lakeside. walking. pavement. ice rink. small light. underwater. bed of leaves. cars going by. wandering.

bobo, ryneter, zackeeter, bakeeter, bakeetus, mister park, pister mark, park boi, bark poi, ismacario, mattater, salad, turbo toaster, igneous rock, shrek product, peck shroduct, danimals, baby giraffe, quilth, quil, freggie, road hog, chicken tiki masala, dal dal, popo, waiders, yaiders, antho, johntron, javier, JD, junebug boonjug, ricegum, popocatepetl, croissant, big sheep, little sheep, big max, little brady, vito, rubs, traffic cone, toenail, notail, mrmickP, floppydiskgardian, stevie, stevo, duck duck, chicken, chicken little, cammy, cam spams, spoon, trevo, travis, Lain Law, tadpole, roadnail, tinfoil, matteo, mattdhouse, Ismill, quackxquack, jonjon, jumba gumba, meatloaf, zackador, danbo, brettles, albeckfast,
 * Nicknames**

Limerick There once was a kid named alex his best friend was named dallas He he dived off the bed and bump went his head and now he resides in a palace.

there once was a boy called Bakeetus His name was simply the neatest He loved to skate orzo pasta was all he ate but he wasn't as cool as Ryneetus

I'll pile on the candy, it's such a pretty sight. It makes the food taste a dandy, but my tummy hurts all night.

I'll put in some ingredients, but keep the rest for me.

I'm not just disobedient, I'm careful cant you see? It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake. If the way is hazy,

You gotta do the cooking by the book. You know you cant be lazy.

Never use a messy recipe, the cake will end up crazy.

If you do the cooking by the book... Then you'll have a cake.

We gotta have it made.

You know that i love cake.

Finally, it's time to make a cake. Making food is just like science, (make a make)

With tools that blend and baste. (make a make)

And every fun appliance,

Gives the food a different taste. (HEY!) It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake. If the way is hazy,

You gotta do the cooking by the book. You know you cant be lazy.

Never use a messy recipe, the cake will end up crazy.

If you do the cooking by the book... Then you'll have a cake.

We gotta have it made.

You know that i love cake.

Finally, it's time to make a cake. We gotta have it made.

You know that i love cake.

Finally, it's time to make a...you gotta do the cooking by the book. Cake!

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